1 00:00:01,288 --> 00:00:03,027 Previously on "The Vampire Diaries"... 2 00:00:03,057 --> 00:00:05,412 Kai is trapped in a 1903 prison world. 3 00:00:05,442 --> 00:00:06,441 So Kai's gone? 4 00:00:06,443 --> 00:00:07,564 As in for good. 5 00:00:07,594 --> 00:00:08,331 I'm pregnant. 6 00:00:08,361 --> 00:00:09,766 - Marry me. - Yes! 7 00:00:09,796 --> 00:00:11,634 I've always wanted a family. 8 00:00:11,664 --> 00:00:13,169 It's never gonna happen for me. 9 00:00:13,199 --> 00:00:15,571 Before the 1900s, Lily fell in with a group of witches 10 00:00:15,601 --> 00:00:17,563 that were cast out of the Gemini coven. 11 00:00:17,593 --> 00:00:18,893 Heretics are ruthless, 12 00:00:18,923 --> 00:00:20,513 vampires with witch power. 13 00:00:20,543 --> 00:00:22,415 They can never be allowed to escape. 14 00:00:22,445 --> 00:00:24,645 You turned me and left me on a passenger ship 15 00:00:24,647 --> 00:00:25,917 full of headless corpses. 16 00:00:25,947 --> 00:00:27,515 No. The night I turned you, 17 00:00:27,517 --> 00:00:30,156 my friends and I were captured by the Gemini coven. 18 00:00:30,186 --> 00:00:33,893 The ascendant is the only thing that can get my people back. 19 00:00:33,923 --> 00:00:35,543 If I was human, we wouldn't work. 20 00:00:35,573 --> 00:00:36,291 Exactly. 21 00:00:36,321 --> 00:00:37,514 The cure to vampirism. 22 00:00:37,544 --> 00:00:38,999 I left it out for you to find 23 00:00:39,029 --> 00:00:41,134 since Damon was never going to offer it to you. 24 00:00:41,164 --> 00:00:42,664 Why would you keep it a secret from me? 25 00:00:42,694 --> 00:00:45,020 I'm so in love with you and I don't want to lose you. 26 00:00:45,050 --> 00:00:46,937 I don't want to live without you either. 27 00:00:46,967 --> 00:00:48,211 You're gonna take the cure, Elena, 28 00:00:48,241 --> 00:00:49,973 and I'm gonna take it with you. 29 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:57,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 30 00:01:03,905 --> 00:01:05,705 Don't tell me... you've bailed on your shift, 31 00:01:05,707 --> 00:01:07,227 and you're headed here to help me grade papers. 32 00:01:07,257 --> 00:01:09,326 Aw. You know me so well, 33 00:01:09,328 --> 00:01:10,994 except for the part where I would rather be covered 34 00:01:10,996 --> 00:01:12,818 in Mrs. Robinson's intestinal bile 35 00:01:12,848 --> 00:01:14,153 than grading term papers. 36 00:01:14,183 --> 00:01:15,666 So I'll take that as a no. 37 00:01:15,696 --> 00:01:18,836 I just realized that tonight is my last shift as a single woman. 38 00:01:19,581 --> 00:01:20,921 I can't wait to marry you. 39 00:01:20,951 --> 00:01:22,908 And I am counting the days. 40 00:01:22,938 --> 00:01:24,337 Me, too. 41 00:01:55,502 --> 00:01:57,637 - Dr. Laughlin? - Yes. 42 00:01:57,639 --> 00:01:58,994 Hi. I'm Officer Baker. 43 00:01:59,024 --> 00:02:00,490 Is there somewhere private we can speak? 44 00:02:00,702 --> 00:02:01,702 Sure. 45 00:02:05,723 --> 00:02:08,220 - What's this about? - I'm here regarding professor Saltzman. 46 00:02:08,355 --> 00:02:10,789 I understand you two are engaged to be married. 47 00:02:10,819 --> 00:02:12,385 Is something wrong? 48 00:02:15,723 --> 00:02:17,123 Nope. 49 00:02:19,460 --> 00:02:20,593 Everything 50 00:02:20,595 --> 00:02:21,723 is just right. 51 00:02:21,753 --> 00:02:24,075 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wow! 52 00:02:24,105 --> 00:02:26,314 Oh... Oh, my God. No. I don't think so. 53 00:02:26,344 --> 00:02:27,407 Surprise! 54 00:02:29,607 --> 00:02:32,340 No, no, no. This is not really happening. 55 00:02:35,952 --> 00:02:37,048 Whoo! 56 00:02:37,078 --> 00:02:40,222 - Happy bachelorette! - Happy bachelorette! 57 00:02:42,114 --> 00:02:43,752 What the hell's going on? 58 00:02:43,782 --> 00:02:46,646 Happy bachelor party! 59 00:02:51,638 --> 00:02:56,334 = synced and corrected by Shahrazade = ... www.addic7ed.com ... 60 00:02:59,031 --> 00:03:00,882 An entire diner to ourselves? 61 00:03:00,912 --> 00:03:01,916 Actual heaven. 62 00:03:01,946 --> 00:03:03,112 If Caroline were here, 63 00:03:03,114 --> 00:03:04,147 we would be planning a spa day. 64 00:03:04,177 --> 00:03:05,773 But now she's M.I.A. 65 00:03:05,803 --> 00:03:07,770 - Understandable. - Considering... 66 00:03:07,772 --> 00:03:10,506 So I figured we'd just stuff our faces. 67 00:03:10,508 --> 00:03:11,696 You're geniuses. 68 00:03:11,726 --> 00:03:13,976 Except aren't you a vegetarian? 69 00:03:13,978 --> 00:03:15,150 Bonnie, don't ruin it. 70 00:03:15,180 --> 00:03:16,885 I'm just saying that's not exactly a garden burger. 71 00:03:16,915 --> 00:03:19,615 The baby is not ok with the no meat thing. 72 00:03:20,217 --> 00:03:22,704 Besides, it's my party, and I'll eat what I want to. 73 00:03:23,037 --> 00:03:24,436 I do wish this was vodka, though. 74 00:03:24,577 --> 00:03:25,418 Right. 75 00:03:25,448 --> 00:03:27,720 Hey. I don't want to know what Ric's doing, do I? 76 00:03:28,272 --> 00:03:29,472 Probably at the movies. 77 00:03:29,502 --> 00:03:31,252 Yeah, or... or mini golf. 78 00:03:31,442 --> 00:03:33,542 - Uh, uh. - Uh. 79 00:03:33,544 --> 00:03:34,794 I need ketchup. 80 00:03:42,707 --> 00:03:44,853 So are we gonna talk about it? 81 00:03:44,983 --> 00:03:46,494 - What? - Seriously? 82 00:03:46,524 --> 00:03:49,050 You're gonna make your best friend have to pry it out of you. 83 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:51,760 I know about the cure, Elena. 84 00:03:51,762 --> 00:03:53,292 You do? 85 00:03:54,696 --> 00:03:56,028 How is it even possible? 86 00:03:56,058 --> 00:03:57,091 Damon called me last night, 87 00:03:57,121 --> 00:03:59,334 and he told me everything, including his insane plan 88 00:03:59,336 --> 00:04:00,223 to take it with you. 89 00:04:00,253 --> 00:04:01,270 Damon called you? 90 00:04:01,300 --> 00:04:02,727 He needed someone to talk to after you left 91 00:04:02,757 --> 00:04:04,328 the conversation without telling him 92 00:04:04,358 --> 00:04:05,636 what you were thinking. 93 00:04:05,666 --> 00:04:07,114 That's not exactly how it happened. 94 00:04:07,144 --> 00:04:07,980 And I quote... 95 00:04:08,010 --> 00:04:09,658 "She stared at me like I was an alien 96 00:04:09,688 --> 00:04:11,700 and then basically teleported out of the room." 97 00:04:11,730 --> 00:04:13,323 Damon Salvatore stands in front of you 98 00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:15,784 and tells you that he wants to become a human again. 99 00:04:15,786 --> 00:04:17,495 Wouldn't you freak out? 100 00:04:19,434 --> 00:04:22,296 I just... I needed some time to process. 101 00:04:22,326 --> 00:04:24,392 I mean, 24 hours ago, I didn't even think 102 00:04:24,394 --> 00:04:26,027 it was possible to become a human again. 103 00:04:26,029 --> 00:04:28,263 But you want to be a human again. 104 00:04:28,265 --> 00:04:29,265 Yeah. 105 00:04:29,555 --> 00:04:31,855 Well, I did. 106 00:04:32,564 --> 00:04:34,786 Honestly, it's all just very complicated right now. 107 00:04:37,238 --> 00:04:39,238 You guys aren't full, are you? 108 00:04:41,844 --> 00:04:43,984 What do you mean you offered to take the cure? 109 00:04:44,064 --> 00:04:45,330 I just... I was standing there, 110 00:04:45,332 --> 00:04:46,698 and it just sort of came out. 111 00:04:46,700 --> 00:04:48,466 Ok. So how the hell does that even work? 112 00:04:48,468 --> 00:04:49,848 It's easy. 113 00:04:50,002 --> 00:04:51,091 Elena guzzles it, goes back 114 00:04:51,121 --> 00:04:52,409 to her old human self, 115 00:04:52,439 --> 00:04:54,878 I feed on her, and as long as no one sucks it out of me, 116 00:04:54,908 --> 00:04:57,771 then we grow old and die of the common cold. 117 00:04:57,801 --> 00:04:59,503 Ok. So you screwed up, and now you're freaking out. 118 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:01,067 I didn't screw up. 119 00:05:01,097 --> 00:05:02,100 Damon, if you take that cure, 120 00:05:02,130 --> 00:05:04,389 you can never be a vampire ever again. 121 00:05:04,851 --> 00:05:06,119 Right? 122 00:05:06,149 --> 00:05:07,299 Listen to me. 123 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,768 You're writing checks your ass can't cash, all right? 124 00:05:09,979 --> 00:05:12,085 - Now you're getting cold feet. - Are you projecting? 125 00:05:12,115 --> 00:05:13,114 You seriously want to be a human? 126 00:05:13,116 --> 00:05:15,138 I want to be with Elena. 127 00:05:15,168 --> 00:05:16,157 And what did Stefan say? 128 00:05:16,187 --> 00:05:18,024 Do you honestly want to spend your last night 129 00:05:18,054 --> 00:05:21,761 as a single man debating my existential crisis? 130 00:05:21,791 --> 00:05:23,758 Damon, tell me you told your brother 131 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:27,114 of 166 years that you're planning on becoming human. 132 00:05:28,464 --> 00:05:30,164 I will. 133 00:05:30,356 --> 00:05:31,854 Eventually. 134 00:05:32,428 --> 00:05:33,683 Hmm? 135 00:05:35,526 --> 00:05:36,640 To you. 136 00:05:49,947 --> 00:05:51,285 I'm sorry I'm late. 137 00:05:51,287 --> 00:05:52,656 Well, considering the guy who lives here 138 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:54,820 tried to kill us a few days ago, I don't blame you. 139 00:05:54,850 --> 00:05:57,224 Yeah, but we're here for Ric, right? 140 00:05:57,226 --> 00:05:58,431 I'm here for the free booze. 141 00:05:58,461 --> 00:05:59,711 Ooh. 142 00:06:00,416 --> 00:06:02,768 Beer plus pain meds equals another trip to the hospital. 143 00:06:02,798 --> 00:06:04,998 You chose now to learn math? 144 00:06:07,852 --> 00:06:09,019 Who the hell invited you? 145 00:06:09,021 --> 00:06:10,049 Damon. 146 00:06:10,722 --> 00:06:13,289 Never been to a bachelor party before. 147 00:06:14,234 --> 00:06:15,926 I can see the appeal. 148 00:06:16,478 --> 00:06:19,476 - Where's Stefan? - Don't know, don't care. 149 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:27,323 Hey! It's Caroline, 150 00:06:27,353 --> 00:06:29,111 but, duh, you knew that because you called, 151 00:06:29,141 --> 00:06:30,229 so leave a message, 152 00:06:30,259 --> 00:06:31,225 and I'll call you back. 153 00:06:31,255 --> 00:06:32,257 Bye! 154 00:06:32,287 --> 00:06:34,300 You're so happy in your voicemail. 155 00:06:34,330 --> 00:06:36,919 Speaking of happy, uh, that thumping bass 156 00:06:36,949 --> 00:06:38,620 you hear in the background, that's, um, 157 00:06:38,650 --> 00:06:42,736 Damon's genius idea to host Ric's bachelor party 158 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:44,238 despite the fact that our mother 159 00:06:44,268 --> 00:06:45,828 apparently lives here now, 160 00:06:45,858 --> 00:06:47,724 who I've been ducking, by the way, 161 00:06:47,726 --> 00:06:50,327 in case you haven't noticed. 162 00:06:50,604 --> 00:06:52,128 I guess what I'm saying is call me back. 163 00:06:52,158 --> 00:06:53,886 Otherwise, I'm gonna start running out of reasons 164 00:06:53,916 --> 00:06:57,049 to avoid everything that is 165 00:06:57,079 --> 00:06:59,453 going on in my life right now. 166 00:06:59,805 --> 00:07:01,003 Kind of like what you're doing, 167 00:07:01,033 --> 00:07:03,577 which is completely understandable 168 00:07:03,607 --> 00:07:07,844 but just really crappy timing for me and my problems. 169 00:07:09,131 --> 00:07:11,264 You should be here. 170 00:07:12,158 --> 00:07:13,324 Come home. 171 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:17,792 That was utterly adorable. 172 00:07:18,547 --> 00:07:19,546 What are you doing in my bedroom? 173 00:07:19,576 --> 00:07:22,308 Oh, believe me, there are a number of places I'd rather be... 174 00:07:22,310 --> 00:07:25,578 Strapped to a gurney, having my spleen cut out for instance. 175 00:07:25,580 --> 00:07:28,047 Unfortunately for me, I'm here 176 00:07:28,049 --> 00:07:30,650 because your mother needs your help. 177 00:07:30,752 --> 00:07:31,649 My mother? 178 00:07:31,679 --> 00:07:34,721 Apparently, her beloved ascendant's been destroyed. 179 00:07:34,723 --> 00:07:36,408 She's in bad shape. 180 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:39,392 Could use a bit of your time. 181 00:07:39,544 --> 00:07:42,268 What the hell do you know about my mother? 182 00:08:27,635 --> 00:08:29,057 Hello, mother. 183 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:35,538 I think it's time you and I have a talk. 184 00:08:40,814 --> 00:08:43,087 This is entirely unnecessary. 185 00:08:43,117 --> 00:08:45,760 I was merely getting a breath of fresh air. 186 00:08:45,790 --> 00:08:46,789 Mmm. 187 00:08:49,522 --> 00:08:52,131 What you got there, a junkie tic? 188 00:08:52,854 --> 00:08:53,953 I have the same thing. 189 00:08:53,983 --> 00:08:56,300 It's funny how that works, isn't it? 190 00:08:56,330 --> 00:08:57,992 What is this, some kind of... 191 00:08:58,022 --> 00:08:59,954 Mother and Son bonding experiment? 192 00:08:59,984 --> 00:09:02,706 No, no. You made your feelings for me perfectly clear 193 00:09:02,736 --> 00:09:04,525 when you had to spin a web of lies 194 00:09:04,555 --> 00:09:06,183 to snap my humanity back on. 195 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,968 I don't know what Enzo told you, 196 00:09:07,998 --> 00:09:10,120 but I assure you I'm fine. 197 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:11,805 You know, Enzo told me a lot of things, 198 00:09:11,835 --> 00:09:14,008 including that after losing all hope 199 00:09:14,038 --> 00:09:16,231 of getting your friends back 200 00:09:16,774 --> 00:09:19,971 you went off the deep end last night. 201 00:09:21,444 --> 00:09:23,011 A momentary lapse. 202 00:09:23,013 --> 00:09:25,502 I mean, I figured since you passed the ripper gene on to me... 203 00:09:25,532 --> 00:09:27,638 Thank you for that, by the way... 204 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:28,722 We could talk about it. 205 00:09:28,752 --> 00:09:29,718 There's nothing to talk about. 206 00:09:29,748 --> 00:09:31,820 You know... ahem... 207 00:09:32,242 --> 00:09:34,852 Personally when I start feeling like 208 00:09:34,882 --> 00:09:36,394 I'm gonna go over the edge, 209 00:09:36,424 --> 00:09:37,759 I begin to salivate 210 00:09:37,761 --> 00:09:39,779 in the back of my mouth. 211 00:09:40,525 --> 00:09:42,197 Does that ever happen to you? 212 00:09:42,199 --> 00:09:46,334 And then my veins, they begin to itch uncontrollably, 213 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:48,312 and the hunger consumes me... 214 00:09:48,342 --> 00:09:51,777 Every sound, every scent. 215 00:09:52,212 --> 00:09:55,238 The world around me falls apart, 216 00:09:55,545 --> 00:09:57,974 and all I can hear is the pulsing 217 00:09:58,004 --> 00:10:00,148 of someone's blood, 218 00:10:00,178 --> 00:10:02,444 and all I feel is that it belongs to me. 219 00:10:08,538 --> 00:10:09,574 Heh. 220 00:10:10,576 --> 00:10:14,215 But I guess you don't have that problem, right? 221 00:10:25,460 --> 00:10:27,133 Drinking yourself to death. 222 00:10:27,163 --> 00:10:28,592 That your big plan for the future? 223 00:10:28,622 --> 00:10:30,628 Just taking a page from your playbook. 224 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,812 Oh, sorry. All the pages. 225 00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:34,649 Ahh. 226 00:10:34,679 --> 00:10:35,771 How about we get out of here? 227 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:37,033 Come on. 228 00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:39,877 I'll drive you home. 229 00:10:40,933 --> 00:10:43,440 How's the deputy training program? 230 00:10:46,054 --> 00:10:48,245 Is that why you're being a dick? 231 00:10:48,247 --> 00:10:49,151 Part of it. 232 00:10:49,181 --> 00:10:50,905 Remember, I'm on injured reserve, 233 00:10:50,935 --> 00:10:52,770 so you'll have to fill me in. 234 00:10:53,185 --> 00:10:56,153 Deputy Taylor finally stopped calling me cupcake. 235 00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:57,239 I guess that's progress. 236 00:10:57,269 --> 00:10:58,744 Maybe that's because deputy Taylor's 237 00:10:58,774 --> 00:11:00,429 on medical leave for a week 238 00:11:00,459 --> 00:11:02,648 after you kicked his ass in front of the trainees. 239 00:11:02,678 --> 00:11:04,867 Yeah? Well, you know what? He had it coming. 240 00:11:04,897 --> 00:11:06,369 What the hell is wrong with you? 241 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,967 Are you that incapable of not raging out? 242 00:11:09,005 --> 00:11:11,173 This program was a chance for you to do something with your life. 243 00:11:11,203 --> 00:11:13,130 No. That's what it is for you 244 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:15,661 because I realized one day doing this job 245 00:11:15,691 --> 00:11:17,724 might mean that I have to shoot someone, 246 00:11:17,726 --> 00:11:19,426 to kill them, and I don't ever want 247 00:11:19,428 --> 00:11:21,078 to be a werewolf again. 248 00:11:21,747 --> 00:11:24,214 It doesn't have to be like that, Ty. 249 00:11:26,272 --> 00:11:28,251 You just need some self control. 250 00:11:28,253 --> 00:11:29,856 Watch yourself, Matt. 251 00:11:29,886 --> 00:11:32,699 Control it, Ty. Come on. 252 00:11:39,948 --> 00:11:41,652 You're not worth it. 253 00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:51,303 Where are you, and please tell me 254 00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:52,239 you're with the stripper. 255 00:11:52,269 --> 00:11:53,777 Picture that and then picture 256 00:11:53,779 --> 00:11:55,006 the exact opposite. 257 00:11:55,036 --> 00:11:56,697 I'm with our mother. 258 00:11:56,727 --> 00:11:58,532 Now I don't want to picture anything. 259 00:11:58,907 --> 00:12:01,034 Did you know that she was the one who turned Enzo? 260 00:12:01,393 --> 00:12:03,292 That's mathematically impossible. 261 00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:04,521 Enzo turned in 19... 262 00:12:04,523 --> 00:12:06,761 ... 03. Apparently, they were on a boat 263 00:12:06,791 --> 00:12:08,658 together back to New York. 264 00:12:08,660 --> 00:12:10,882 He was sick, and she took pity on him. 265 00:12:10,912 --> 00:12:12,011 And here we thought she didn't have 266 00:12:12,013 --> 00:12:13,286 a maternal bone in her body. 267 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:14,514 She also has a little bit 268 00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:15,816 of a ripper thing going on. 269 00:12:15,846 --> 00:12:17,856 That little stunt you pulled with the ascendant 270 00:12:17,886 --> 00:12:18,841 put her in a blood tizzy. 271 00:12:18,871 --> 00:12:20,304 Well, then why is she out and about? 272 00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:22,427 Lock her ass up and rejoin the party, brother. 273 00:12:22,457 --> 00:12:24,722 Yeah, I will, if it comes to that. 274 00:12:25,900 --> 00:12:27,847 Anything else? 275 00:12:28,702 --> 00:12:29,867 Nope. 276 00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:33,818 Just love to mom. Heh. Kidding. 277 00:12:37,004 --> 00:12:38,897 See? Now that's what I call 278 00:12:38,927 --> 00:12:40,370 a missed opportunity. 279 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:41,622 Perfect time to tell your brother 280 00:12:41,652 --> 00:12:44,379 you're hanging up your fangs for a pair of khakis. 281 00:12:44,409 --> 00:12:46,676 No idea what you're talking about. 282 00:12:47,036 --> 00:12:48,611 Yes, you do. 283 00:12:49,163 --> 00:12:51,640 I might have plied Alaric with enough alcohol 284 00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:53,721 to slur the news into my ear. 285 00:12:53,751 --> 00:12:55,239 Well, you are the last person 286 00:12:55,269 --> 00:12:56,302 who gets to criticize me 287 00:12:56,332 --> 00:12:57,742 for withholding information, 288 00:12:57,772 --> 00:13:01,274 my brother from the same mother. 289 00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:03,231 You were gonna tell me Lily turned you? 290 00:13:03,261 --> 00:13:06,717 Yeah, once you mastered the art of returning phone calls. 291 00:13:06,747 --> 00:13:07,699 I've been busy. 292 00:13:07,729 --> 00:13:09,934 What, with the prospect of taking the cure? 293 00:13:09,964 --> 00:13:12,398 No point in agonizing. You won't go through with it. 294 00:13:12,450 --> 00:13:13,822 Says who? 295 00:13:14,436 --> 00:13:15,512 You. 296 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:17,303 You're selfish, Damon. 297 00:13:17,333 --> 00:13:19,783 Being human isn't what you really want. 298 00:13:20,558 --> 00:13:22,086 I mean, don't get me wrong. I like that about you. 299 00:13:22,116 --> 00:13:23,782 A man should be consistent, 300 00:13:23,812 --> 00:13:25,411 but take it from someone who you left 301 00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:29,737 to burn to death in order to save your own skin, 302 00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:32,540 no one changes that much, 303 00:13:32,570 --> 00:13:36,105 even under the magical influence of Elena Gilbert. 304 00:13:36,331 --> 00:13:38,304 Anyway, cheers, mate. 305 00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:51,909 So basically, Damon did the vampire version 306 00:13:51,939 --> 00:13:55,007 of a marriage proposal, and you just walked away. 307 00:13:55,009 --> 00:13:56,231 I said I would think about it. 308 00:13:56,261 --> 00:13:57,265 Why are we talking about me? 309 00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:58,694 This is your party. 310 00:13:59,146 --> 00:14:02,192 Trust me, I would much rather talk about that 311 00:14:02,222 --> 00:14:04,122 than the fact that I have yet to find 312 00:14:04,124 --> 00:14:05,930 a nonhideous wedding gown 313 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,048 or that I can't ask my sister to be my maid of honor 314 00:14:08,078 --> 00:14:09,383 because she won't return my phone calls 315 00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:12,614 or the fact that I cannot stop eating 316 00:14:12,616 --> 00:14:15,069 literally, like, ever. 317 00:14:15,099 --> 00:14:17,908 So big decision. Go. 318 00:14:17,938 --> 00:14:19,137 I think you should take it. 319 00:14:19,167 --> 00:14:20,692 Decision made. 320 00:14:21,708 --> 00:14:23,575 What if I miss the perks? 321 00:14:23,577 --> 00:14:25,210 Like compelling the owner of a diner 322 00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:26,767 to close early for us, 323 00:14:26,797 --> 00:14:27,583 or what if I get sick? 324 00:14:27,613 --> 00:14:30,713 Or what if the human you doesn't love Damon anymore? 325 00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:35,136 Someone had to say it. 326 00:14:35,138 --> 00:14:36,053 That's ridiculous. 327 00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:38,395 Being supernatural doesn't change who you are. 328 00:14:38,425 --> 00:14:41,582 I should know. I'm an ex Witch who's about to marry an ex Vampire. 329 00:14:41,862 --> 00:14:43,928 Deep down, you know who you are and what you want. 330 00:14:43,930 --> 00:14:46,097 Love's always gonna require a huge leap of faith, 331 00:14:46,249 --> 00:14:48,583 a big scary leap over a hot pit of lava, 332 00:14:48,585 --> 00:14:49,645 and you might end up heartbroken, 333 00:14:49,675 --> 00:14:52,706 but you might be the happiest person on the face of the earth. 334 00:14:53,257 --> 00:14:56,348 Personally, I'm glad I took that leap. 335 00:14:59,307 --> 00:15:01,165 Speak of the devil. 336 00:15:01,195 --> 00:15:02,933 _ 337 00:15:03,232 --> 00:15:05,071 Let me guess... you got a lap dance, 338 00:15:05,101 --> 00:15:06,061 and now you feel guilty. 339 00:15:06,091 --> 00:15:07,208 How'd you know? 340 00:15:07,238 --> 00:15:08,934 Very funny. 341 00:15:08,964 --> 00:15:10,460 You may have partied us under the table, 342 00:15:10,490 --> 00:15:13,024 but at least I'm on a junk food high. 343 00:15:13,026 --> 00:15:16,763 Is that why you're walking around town, eating French fries? 344 00:15:17,775 --> 00:15:19,107 Look up. 345 00:15:23,119 --> 00:15:24,654 What are you doing up there? 346 00:15:24,684 --> 00:15:26,696 Oh, I'm just clearing my head. 347 00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:28,489 Asked a girl a really big question last night. 348 00:15:28,491 --> 00:15:30,091 She just sort of left me hanging. 349 00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,065 Echh. What a flake. 350 00:15:32,095 --> 00:15:33,059 That's all right. 351 00:15:33,089 --> 00:15:34,663 She's probably just doing some soul searching. 352 00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:38,633 Want some? 353 00:15:38,663 --> 00:15:39,968 You deliver? 354 00:15:45,035 --> 00:15:45,824 Hmm. 355 00:15:45,854 --> 00:15:48,178 See? Sublimating can be fun. 356 00:15:49,228 --> 00:15:51,016 - You're mocking me. - I am not mocking you. 357 00:15:51,046 --> 00:15:52,930 I'm... I'm teaching you how to divert 358 00:15:52,932 --> 00:15:54,637 an instinctual impulse 359 00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:56,455 into a socially acceptable activity. 360 00:15:56,485 --> 00:15:59,453 Look. It's either this or squirrel blood 361 00:15:59,455 --> 00:16:01,422 unless you're a rabbit person. 362 00:16:01,424 --> 00:16:03,157 You ever try to hunt a rabbit? 363 00:16:03,159 --> 00:16:04,463 - Humbling. - Imagine 364 00:16:04,493 --> 00:16:07,667 cherishing something for 150 years 365 00:16:07,697 --> 00:16:10,697 and then imagine that being ripped away from you. 366 00:16:10,812 --> 00:16:12,838 Believe me, it's devastating. 367 00:16:12,868 --> 00:16:13,907 My friends are gone. 368 00:16:13,937 --> 00:16:14,873 Let me grieve. 369 00:16:14,903 --> 00:16:17,238 Your grief is attracting a lot of attention, 370 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:18,706 and you're lucky I'm not Damon 371 00:16:18,708 --> 00:16:21,625 because you would be locked in a cell by now. 372 00:16:23,090 --> 00:16:24,573 But not you. 373 00:16:24,752 --> 00:16:26,881 You feel the need to connect, 374 00:16:27,818 --> 00:16:30,907 or is this strictly a ripper-to-ripper pep talk? 375 00:16:30,937 --> 00:16:32,920 Reformed ripper, 376 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,877 who happens to think this relationship 377 00:16:34,907 --> 00:16:37,609 is worth saving. 378 00:16:41,506 --> 00:16:44,932 No. No. I can't do this. 379 00:16:45,851 --> 00:16:47,906 You were the only one 380 00:16:47,936 --> 00:16:50,192 who was able to flip my humanity back on. 381 00:16:50,222 --> 00:16:51,612 Damon fed me a story. 382 00:16:51,642 --> 00:16:52,867 And it worked! 383 00:16:52,897 --> 00:16:55,681 All I'm saying is maybe deep down 384 00:16:56,011 --> 00:16:58,902 you still feel something for me. 385 00:17:02,403 --> 00:17:03,722 Stefan, 386 00:17:03,752 --> 00:17:05,001 the woman who raised you 387 00:17:05,031 --> 00:17:08,872 lived under the hand of a cheating, abusive husband. 388 00:17:09,274 --> 00:17:13,098 She was weak, she got sick and died, 389 00:17:13,128 --> 00:17:15,028 and then a new Lily was born, 390 00:17:15,030 --> 00:17:17,502 a powerful Lily who took what she wanted 391 00:17:17,532 --> 00:17:20,012 and found a family that embraced her, 392 00:17:21,105 --> 00:17:23,136 so when I look at you, 393 00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:26,239 it's... it's not that I don't love you. 394 00:17:26,475 --> 00:17:29,651 It's that I'm reminded of that pathetic woman 395 00:17:30,369 --> 00:17:33,079 when all I want to do is forget that she ever existed. 396 00:17:36,804 --> 00:17:40,121 Well, then let's start over, 397 00:17:40,697 --> 00:17:42,110 clean slate, 398 00:17:42,140 --> 00:17:45,519 and let me help you get through this. 399 00:17:45,549 --> 00:17:46,844 We can start something new. 400 00:17:46,874 --> 00:17:48,404 You just... 401 00:17:49,947 --> 00:17:51,804 You have to trust me. 402 00:17:53,817 --> 00:17:55,151 You never could look me in the eyes 403 00:17:55,153 --> 00:17:56,571 when you were telling me a lie. 404 00:17:57,525 --> 00:17:59,028 Aah! 405 00:18:01,697 --> 00:18:04,143 Ugh! Ah! 406 00:18:06,558 --> 00:18:08,231 Sorry about the mess. 407 00:18:18,205 --> 00:18:19,438 I love it up here. 408 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:21,721 Soak it in while you can 409 00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:24,018 and load up on fries 410 00:18:24,048 --> 00:18:26,029 because transfat is no friend to humans. 411 00:18:26,059 --> 00:18:27,358 Ha! 412 00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:35,509 Did you mean it when you told me you'd take the cure, 413 00:18:35,539 --> 00:18:37,439 or were you just afraid that 414 00:18:37,441 --> 00:18:38,746 you were gonna lose me? 415 00:18:38,776 --> 00:18:41,476 Honestly, a bit of both. 416 00:18:44,978 --> 00:18:48,264 Yeah. Well, here's what I'm afraid of. 417 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,519 I'm afraid that if you do take it 418 00:18:50,521 --> 00:18:52,669 you'll lose something else that you love, 419 00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,994 being a vampire, 420 00:18:55,024 --> 00:18:56,955 and we're not gonna be happy if you resent me 421 00:18:56,985 --> 00:18:59,273 - for the rest of our lives. - I don't know. 422 00:18:59,303 --> 00:19:02,097 I'm pretty sexy when I'm resentful. 423 00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:04,826 Seriously. Come on, Damon. 424 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:09,681 Are you ready to give all this up? 425 00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:20,736 To be continued. 426 00:19:20,766 --> 00:19:22,484 I want to show you something. 427 00:19:22,514 --> 00:19:24,207 Where are we going? 428 00:19:24,237 --> 00:19:28,845 Well, down for starters unless you want to wuss out and take the stairs. 429 00:19:29,592 --> 00:19:31,142 You only live once, right? 430 00:19:31,172 --> 00:19:32,860 Once or twice. 431 00:19:48,376 --> 00:19:50,637 You know, it's bad form to drink a thousand dollar bottle of bourbon 432 00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,565 all by yourself. 433 00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:57,267 So you're really doing this, huh, 434 00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,561 taking the plunge, 435 00:19:59,591 --> 00:20:02,230 - starting a family here? - Yeah. 436 00:20:02,260 --> 00:20:04,697 - Guess that's the plan. - Want some drunk advice? 437 00:20:04,727 --> 00:20:08,101 - Sure. - I've got 30 stitches in my side. 438 00:20:08,385 --> 00:20:12,372 All my friends are killers except you. 439 00:20:12,551 --> 00:20:13,867 You're a human, 440 00:20:13,897 --> 00:20:17,310 which means it's a miracle you're still alive. 441 00:20:17,340 --> 00:20:20,313 You're a dick if you're ok with bringing a kid into this. 442 00:20:20,343 --> 00:20:24,216 Well, if that's your bachelor toast, it really sucks. 443 00:20:24,246 --> 00:20:26,939 Leave town. That's my advice. 444 00:20:26,969 --> 00:20:28,282 Take your happy fiancee, 445 00:20:28,284 --> 00:20:31,452 your unborn baby, and your miracle life 446 00:20:31,777 --> 00:20:34,255 and get out 447 00:20:34,588 --> 00:20:36,457 before it's too late. 448 00:20:39,006 --> 00:20:41,219 You left dinner early because you weren't feeling well. 449 00:20:41,249 --> 00:20:44,339 You won't remember anything unusual that happened here tonight. 450 00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:45,933 Now go home. 451 00:20:48,363 --> 00:20:51,689 Ahh. Broken glassware, 452 00:20:51,719 --> 00:20:53,929 the overwhelming scent of fresh blood. 453 00:20:53,959 --> 00:20:56,115 I see the family reunion went without a hitch. 454 00:20:56,145 --> 00:20:57,499 And what the hell took you so long? 455 00:20:57,529 --> 00:20:59,567 I had to compel the entire restaurant myself. 456 00:20:59,597 --> 00:21:02,225 I was looking for Damon. Word is that he took off to find Elena. 457 00:21:02,255 --> 00:21:04,267 Yeah. Well, he's not picking up his cell phone right now, 458 00:21:04,269 --> 00:21:05,919 which means it's just you and me. 459 00:21:05,949 --> 00:21:07,713 Just you and me. 460 00:21:07,743 --> 00:21:09,525 Tsk. Aw. 461 00:21:09,555 --> 00:21:11,980 Has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? 462 00:21:12,010 --> 00:21:14,144 Suppose we ought to get used to it. 463 00:21:14,372 --> 00:21:16,513 What the hell are you talking about? 464 00:21:16,515 --> 00:21:18,350 Ahh. 465 00:21:18,593 --> 00:21:20,417 That's right. 466 00:21:20,419 --> 00:21:22,719 You haven't heard. 467 00:21:22,721 --> 00:21:24,220 Damon has the cure, 468 00:21:24,222 --> 00:21:28,272 and if we're to believe his bluster, he plans on taking it with Elena. 469 00:21:29,487 --> 00:21:32,662 Heh. I think I would know if my brother 470 00:21:32,664 --> 00:21:33,994 were planning on turning human. 471 00:21:34,024 --> 00:21:37,700 Based on the look of shock on your face, 472 00:21:37,702 --> 00:21:39,632 you don't. 473 00:21:40,505 --> 00:21:43,006 Ahh. So we can either stand here 474 00:21:43,008 --> 00:21:44,941 and debate the merits of Damon's word, 475 00:21:44,943 --> 00:21:47,443 or we can split up and find your mum 476 00:21:47,445 --> 00:21:50,280 before she rips their heads off. 477 00:21:50,282 --> 00:21:52,258 Which is it gonna be? 478 00:21:56,492 --> 00:21:58,721 Bad news. Damon hijacked Elena, 479 00:21:58,723 --> 00:22:01,090 so do you want to take this party somewhere else? 480 00:22:01,092 --> 00:22:03,893 Yes, to my bed if I can walk. 481 00:22:07,121 --> 00:22:08,931 Oh, my God. 482 00:22:12,069 --> 00:22:14,181 Good evening, Miss Bennett. 483 00:22:14,816 --> 00:22:16,913 I was out for a walk, and I saw you through the window, 484 00:22:16,943 --> 00:22:18,319 and I thought, 485 00:22:18,349 --> 00:22:19,909 "I know her. 486 00:22:20,211 --> 00:22:22,912 That young lady ruined my life." 487 00:22:22,914 --> 00:22:24,447 Who is this? 488 00:22:24,449 --> 00:22:25,912 Lily Salvatore. 489 00:22:25,942 --> 00:22:27,083 Be careful. 490 00:22:27,113 --> 00:22:29,585 Bonnie destroyed something very dear to me, 491 00:22:29,587 --> 00:22:32,722 and now all I feel is insatiable hunger. 492 00:22:32,724 --> 00:22:34,724 I didn't do it to spite you, Lily. 493 00:22:34,726 --> 00:22:36,055 I did it to keep Kai trapped. 494 00:22:36,085 --> 00:22:39,261 Surely there's another way to rescue my friends. 495 00:22:39,263 --> 00:22:42,687 There is no other way, and even if I could help, 496 00:22:42,717 --> 00:22:44,250 I wouldn't. 497 00:22:48,561 --> 00:22:50,389 Unh! 498 00:22:56,460 --> 00:22:57,930 Now let it go 499 00:22:57,932 --> 00:23:00,599 and get out. 500 00:23:02,505 --> 00:23:03,769 Unh! 501 00:23:04,881 --> 00:23:06,839 Your mistake. 502 00:23:13,454 --> 00:23:15,336 No, please! 503 00:23:15,366 --> 00:23:17,066 I'm pregnant! 504 00:23:28,454 --> 00:23:30,283 Twins. 505 00:23:30,948 --> 00:23:32,214 What? 506 00:23:32,216 --> 00:23:33,815 Good luck to you. 507 00:23:44,694 --> 00:23:46,562 Stay calm. I'm gonna help you. 508 00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:49,297 What's your favorite thing about being a vampire? 509 00:23:49,531 --> 00:23:51,233 Well, I guess if I had to choose one thing, 510 00:23:51,235 --> 00:23:54,942 it would be that I can heal people. 511 00:23:54,972 --> 00:23:57,712 Said no vampire ever. 512 00:23:57,742 --> 00:24:00,714 Ok. Well, then enlighten me. 513 00:24:00,744 --> 00:24:01,941 I like all of it... 514 00:24:01,971 --> 00:24:03,967 The speed, the feed, 515 00:24:03,997 --> 00:24:06,865 everything so heightened, 516 00:24:06,867 --> 00:24:08,572 and eternally looking great 517 00:24:08,602 --> 00:24:11,270 in a black leather jacket's not the worst thing. 518 00:24:13,673 --> 00:24:16,641 I'm forgetting something, though. 519 00:24:16,643 --> 00:24:18,298 Hmm. 520 00:24:18,328 --> 00:24:20,434 Oh, I remember. 521 00:24:21,003 --> 00:24:24,203 Getting in people's heads is quite a bit of fun, too. 522 00:24:33,963 --> 00:24:35,955 My old house. 523 00:24:37,185 --> 00:24:38,938 You won't remember this, but this is the first place 524 00:24:38,968 --> 00:24:40,615 I ever kissed you. 525 00:24:40,795 --> 00:24:44,436 Another very happy memory Ric scrubbed from your brain. 526 00:24:50,758 --> 00:24:53,761 But this isn't real. 527 00:24:54,109 --> 00:24:57,165 It's a fantasy. 528 00:24:57,562 --> 00:24:59,767 You put this in my brain. 529 00:25:00,138 --> 00:25:02,032 Isn't that the point? 530 00:25:02,062 --> 00:25:04,845 I mean, as epic as this life is, 531 00:25:04,875 --> 00:25:07,875 we'd be giving up so much more if we didn't do this. 532 00:25:08,254 --> 00:25:11,913 I've had so much fantasy in my life, Elena, 533 00:25:12,238 --> 00:25:14,896 enough for 100 lifetimes. 534 00:25:16,502 --> 00:25:19,052 I'd give it all up for one life with you. 535 00:25:25,268 --> 00:25:26,837 You brought it with you. 536 00:25:26,867 --> 00:25:29,538 Well, I wasn't gonna leave it in the soap dish. 537 00:25:34,402 --> 00:25:36,273 I want this, Damon. 538 00:25:36,303 --> 00:25:38,648 No matter how much it scares me, 539 00:25:38,678 --> 00:25:40,500 I can't pretend that I don't. 540 00:25:40,530 --> 00:25:41,561 I know you do. 541 00:25:41,591 --> 00:25:44,152 You've wanted this since the day you became a vampire. 542 00:25:44,182 --> 00:25:45,546 For you, there's no going back. 543 00:25:45,548 --> 00:25:46,862 That's never been my style. 544 00:25:46,892 --> 00:25:48,582 And you're impulsive and reckless! 545 00:25:48,584 --> 00:25:51,535 And madly in love with you 546 00:25:51,826 --> 00:25:54,870 forever, no matter how long that's gonna be, 547 00:25:54,900 --> 00:25:57,800 and taking this cure, Elena, won't change that. 548 00:26:01,678 --> 00:26:05,200 I'm ready for a little reality if you are. 549 00:26:20,191 --> 00:26:22,405 I love you. 550 00:26:23,584 --> 00:26:25,755 Till death do us part. 551 00:26:30,550 --> 00:26:32,311 Bottoms up. 552 00:26:53,429 --> 00:26:55,023 How do you feel? 553 00:26:55,053 --> 00:26:57,691 I don't know. I... 554 00:26:57,721 --> 00:27:00,085 I kind of feel... 555 00:27:06,837 --> 00:27:08,785 - It all looks so good. - So what looks good? 556 00:27:08,815 --> 00:27:10,965 - Sorry. - You first. 557 00:27:11,392 --> 00:27:13,557 How about eggplant parmesan? 558 00:27:13,877 --> 00:27:15,295 You're an eggplant girl, huh? 559 00:27:15,325 --> 00:27:16,721 Is that bad? 560 00:27:16,723 --> 00:27:18,448 You don't like eggplant. 561 00:27:18,739 --> 00:27:20,597 Love it. Just taking notes, 562 00:27:20,950 --> 00:27:22,026 mental notes. 563 00:27:22,028 --> 00:27:23,801 For what? For a second date? 564 00:27:23,831 --> 00:27:26,731 I was thinking 5 year anniversary. 565 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:31,774 Hang on! 566 00:27:31,804 --> 00:27:35,055 I'm gonna get you home. You're gonna be all right. 567 00:27:36,204 --> 00:27:39,110 Elena, hey. 568 00:27:39,952 --> 00:27:41,302 Hey. 569 00:27:44,041 --> 00:27:46,835 You scared the crap out of me. 570 00:27:47,815 --> 00:27:49,771 I think I'm... I'm ok. 571 00:27:50,045 --> 00:27:51,472 What happened? 572 00:27:51,502 --> 00:27:53,491 We were on our first date. 573 00:27:53,678 --> 00:27:55,181 What? 574 00:27:55,211 --> 00:27:56,644 Yeah. 575 00:28:06,661 --> 00:28:10,439 Damon! Damon... I'm getting... I'm getting my memories back. 576 00:28:14,563 --> 00:28:19,286 Damon, the cure, it undid the compulsion. I... 577 00:28:21,092 --> 00:28:22,102 It worked. 578 00:28:22,104 --> 00:28:25,472 Yeah. Well, wait. 579 00:28:31,408 --> 00:28:32,946 Ahh. 580 00:28:35,643 --> 00:28:37,113 It's not healing. 581 00:28:37,766 --> 00:28:39,969 Damon, it's not healing. That means it's... 582 00:28:39,999 --> 00:28:42,917 it worked, it worked. 583 00:28:44,626 --> 00:28:46,294 How you feeling about that? 584 00:28:46,324 --> 00:28:47,909 I feel... 585 00:28:49,441 --> 00:28:51,851 I feel like I want to kiss you. 586 00:28:58,374 --> 00:29:00,374 Hang on. 587 00:29:00,376 --> 00:29:02,139 It's Stefan. 588 00:29:02,652 --> 00:29:04,583 Better be good, brother. 589 00:29:04,613 --> 00:29:06,046 Elena and I are having a moment. 590 00:29:06,048 --> 00:29:08,389 Damon, do not take that cure. 591 00:29:08,751 --> 00:29:10,751 What? 592 00:29:11,128 --> 00:29:12,277 How do you even know about that? 593 00:29:12,307 --> 00:29:14,593 Lily got away from me, so it's a really bad time to be a human. 594 00:29:14,623 --> 00:29:16,336 - What's going on? - You were right. 595 00:29:16,366 --> 00:29:18,767 - We got to lock her up. - What is he saying. I... 596 00:29:18,797 --> 00:29:21,361 I can't hear anymore. 597 00:29:21,852 --> 00:29:23,202 Apparently, mama Salvatore's... 598 00:29:28,542 --> 00:29:32,829 I'm sorry, but I won't be imprisoned again. 599 00:29:32,859 --> 00:29:34,974 I didn't have to turn into this person. 600 00:29:35,004 --> 00:29:37,905 I kept her at bay for so long, 601 00:29:38,435 --> 00:29:41,972 but my sons, they ruined everything. 602 00:29:42,002 --> 00:29:43,816 They were just trying to help. 603 00:29:43,846 --> 00:29:45,886 Look at me. 604 00:29:46,565 --> 00:29:48,701 They're not helping! 605 00:29:51,903 --> 00:29:53,424 You're bleeding. 606 00:29:55,175 --> 00:29:57,030 You took the cure. 607 00:29:58,682 --> 00:30:00,033 You're human. 608 00:30:00,063 --> 00:30:02,402 You don't want to feed on me. 609 00:30:02,781 --> 00:30:04,009 - Yes... - Please. 610 00:30:04,039 --> 00:30:05,999 Elena, I do. 611 00:30:06,029 --> 00:30:08,409 No... No! 612 00:30:08,439 --> 00:30:10,044 Aah! 613 00:30:45,439 --> 00:30:46,887 Really? Come on. 614 00:31:01,359 --> 00:31:02,717 Elena! 615 00:31:15,104 --> 00:31:16,745 Focus. 616 00:31:34,936 --> 00:31:37,374 - No... - It's ok. It's ok. 617 00:31:37,404 --> 00:31:40,508 Usually, we don't yank out penetrating objects in the field, but don't worry. 618 00:31:40,538 --> 00:31:43,301 Here. Squeeze my hand if you have trouble breathing. 619 00:31:43,331 --> 00:31:44,664 No squeeze? 620 00:31:44,694 --> 00:31:46,070 Good. That's really good. 621 00:31:46,100 --> 00:31:47,714 Come on. Up, up. 622 00:31:49,422 --> 00:31:51,563 No, no. Don't... don't try and talk. 623 00:31:51,593 --> 00:31:53,995 I heard what she said... twins... 624 00:31:54,025 --> 00:31:56,279 Which means I'm number one on Kai's most wanted list. 625 00:31:56,309 --> 00:31:58,213 Congratulations. You have been bumped to number two, 626 00:31:58,243 --> 00:32:00,110 so thank you for destroying 627 00:32:00,112 --> 00:32:03,156 that stupid ascendant, and I hope you meant what you said, 628 00:32:03,186 --> 00:32:04,740 that there's no way to get out of that prison world. 629 00:32:04,770 --> 00:32:06,587 I promise. 630 00:32:06,617 --> 00:32:08,705 He's not getting out. 631 00:32:09,235 --> 00:32:11,421 Worst bachelorette party ever, right? 632 00:32:11,423 --> 00:32:13,079 Let's get to the hospital, ok? 633 00:32:13,109 --> 00:32:14,464 I got to the tunnels. 634 00:32:14,494 --> 00:32:15,714 She came through the Grill. 635 00:32:15,744 --> 00:32:16,943 She might still be there. 636 00:32:16,945 --> 00:32:18,658 We're right outside, so get home. 637 00:32:18,688 --> 00:32:20,007 We'll deal with her. 638 00:32:20,037 --> 00:32:21,732 Elena's safe. Get up. 639 00:32:21,762 --> 00:32:23,907 - We need to find Lily. - Yeah. 640 00:32:23,937 --> 00:32:26,732 I'm fine. Thanks for asking. 641 00:32:27,023 --> 00:32:28,755 Ugh. 642 00:32:29,117 --> 00:32:31,660 So were you gonna tell me, or was it just... 643 00:32:31,690 --> 00:32:34,377 easier to be your normal, dickish self? 644 00:32:34,407 --> 00:32:35,483 What do you think? 645 00:32:35,513 --> 00:32:38,397 I think being a human is the last thing you want. 646 00:32:38,825 --> 00:32:42,418 I want to be with Elena, Stefan. 647 00:32:42,842 --> 00:32:44,531 Do you have any idea what it feels like for me 648 00:32:44,561 --> 00:32:46,409 to have to hear it from Enzo, 649 00:32:46,439 --> 00:32:50,064 to have no say as to whether I lose my brother or not? 650 00:32:50,269 --> 00:32:51,485 Ugh. 651 00:32:51,515 --> 00:32:53,357 Of course I know what it feels like. 652 00:32:53,387 --> 00:32:56,137 Why do you think I didn't tell you? 653 00:32:56,825 --> 00:32:58,902 Can we go find our mother? 654 00:33:10,646 --> 00:33:13,406 Look what you've done to your mother. 655 00:33:15,176 --> 00:33:16,634 I'm a mess. 656 00:33:16,664 --> 00:33:20,769 In a few days or months or years, 657 00:33:20,799 --> 00:33:23,259 you'll feel different. 658 00:33:23,615 --> 00:33:27,170 What does it matter if I'm alone, 659 00:33:28,246 --> 00:33:32,058 terrified of falling off the edge? 660 00:33:33,434 --> 00:33:36,839 I suppose I'd be like you, wouldn't I? 661 00:33:37,450 --> 00:33:40,287 Sad and alone. 662 00:33:53,163 --> 00:33:54,430 No, no, no, no, no. 663 00:33:54,460 --> 00:33:56,131 You don't want to do that. 664 00:33:56,161 --> 00:33:57,659 Please don't do that. 665 00:33:58,022 --> 00:34:00,611 Stay alive for us, your sons, 666 00:34:00,641 --> 00:34:03,541 the ones who I know that deep down inside 667 00:34:03,571 --> 00:34:05,959 you still care about... 668 00:34:08,736 --> 00:34:11,368 And who still care about you. 669 00:34:15,822 --> 00:34:18,437 You're looking into my eyes. 670 00:34:21,831 --> 00:34:24,771 You always had such pretty eyes. 671 00:34:38,634 --> 00:34:40,190 You ok? 672 00:34:53,068 --> 00:34:54,487 Hey. Oh, my God. 673 00:34:54,489 --> 00:34:57,896 It's ok. It's not my blood. It's ok. 674 00:34:57,926 --> 00:34:59,392 How... how's Bonnie? 675 00:34:59,394 --> 00:35:01,282 She's fine. Damon gave her some of his blood. 676 00:35:01,312 --> 00:35:04,951 What about you? How are... how are you? How's the baby? 677 00:35:13,249 --> 00:35:16,959 It's, uh, babies actually. 678 00:35:17,233 --> 00:35:20,413 Turns out there's two of them cooking in there. 679 00:35:21,508 --> 00:35:23,183 Twins. 680 00:35:24,254 --> 00:35:25,768 Ok. 681 00:35:25,977 --> 00:35:28,468 Look. The more the merrier. 682 00:35:28,498 --> 00:35:30,673 Ha ha. 683 00:35:31,150 --> 00:35:35,044 Even if Kai never escapes that prison, 684 00:35:35,375 --> 00:35:38,747 my family's gonna try and take them from us. 685 00:35:39,290 --> 00:35:43,327 A new Gemini twin merge is the only thing that can strip Kai of his power. 686 00:35:43,357 --> 00:35:46,155 We won't let them find out. 687 00:35:46,477 --> 00:35:48,031 How is that possible? 688 00:35:48,061 --> 00:35:50,759 Because after the wedding, we're gonna disappear. 689 00:35:51,254 --> 00:35:54,124 We're gonna go somewhere where your family can't find us. 690 00:35:54,154 --> 00:35:58,838 Alaric, I can't ask you to give your whole life up for me. 691 00:35:59,905 --> 00:36:04,206 You, the baby... babies... 692 00:36:04,702 --> 00:36:07,042 You are my life, 693 00:36:07,411 --> 00:36:10,249 and all I care about is keeping you safe. 694 00:36:25,221 --> 00:36:27,391 Good news from the front lines. 695 00:36:27,421 --> 00:36:30,149 Bonnie is ok, Jo is ok, 696 00:36:30,179 --> 00:36:34,785 and Lily has been laid down for a long winter's nap. 697 00:36:35,895 --> 00:36:37,172 Well, you look lost in thought. 698 00:36:37,174 --> 00:36:40,304 I remember everything, every moment. 699 00:36:40,334 --> 00:36:43,147 It's like a million tiny, little pieces of my heart 700 00:36:43,177 --> 00:36:45,146 have fallen back into place. 701 00:36:45,148 --> 00:36:46,795 I remember the moment that we met, 702 00:36:46,825 --> 00:36:48,308 the moment that we fell in love, 703 00:36:48,338 --> 00:36:50,225 how much I didn't want to love you, 704 00:36:50,255 --> 00:36:51,820 but it was like... 705 00:36:51,822 --> 00:36:54,766 it was like I was being swept up into a current. I... I... 706 00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:57,464 - I was consumed by it. - That's a good thing, right? 707 00:36:57,494 --> 00:36:59,527 Damon, I remember everything, 708 00:36:59,529 --> 00:37:01,066 every kiss, 709 00:37:01,096 --> 00:37:03,202 every conversation. 710 00:37:03,232 --> 00:37:06,349 I still don't see how that's bad. 711 00:37:06,639 --> 00:37:09,404 We've already had this discussion, Damon, 712 00:37:09,874 --> 00:37:12,941 about the cure on the island. 713 00:37:12,943 --> 00:37:16,044 What? No. That was totally different. 714 00:37:16,046 --> 00:37:19,180 Was it? Because I remember it like it was just yesterday. 715 00:37:19,425 --> 00:37:21,784 Take the cure with me. 716 00:37:23,176 --> 00:37:25,520 That's how much I know this is real. 717 00:37:25,522 --> 00:37:28,749 That's how certain I am that I'm gonna love you 718 00:37:28,779 --> 00:37:31,626 even after this is all over. 719 00:37:31,799 --> 00:37:33,867 Take the cure. 720 00:37:34,866 --> 00:37:36,965 Be human with me. 721 00:37:36,995 --> 00:37:39,039 You know, I used to miss being human. 722 00:37:39,319 --> 00:37:42,857 Now I can't think of anything more miserable on earth. 723 00:37:43,752 --> 00:37:45,034 You walked away from me 724 00:37:45,064 --> 00:37:46,683 because you didn't want me to change your mind 725 00:37:46,713 --> 00:37:50,183 - because you don't want this. - Hey. That was a long time ago. 726 00:37:50,213 --> 00:37:52,525 - You haven't thought this through. - What?! No! 727 00:37:52,555 --> 00:37:55,045 You're so afraid of losing me that you've convinced yourself 728 00:37:55,075 --> 00:37:56,935 that you can endure a human life. 729 00:37:56,965 --> 00:37:58,419 - Don't tell me what to think. - Ok. Fine. 730 00:37:58,421 --> 00:37:59,684 What about Stefan? What does he think? 731 00:37:59,714 --> 00:38:01,677 I don't care what Stefan thinks! 732 00:38:01,707 --> 00:38:03,586 I've made up my mind. I'm not gonna have him 733 00:38:03,616 --> 00:38:06,232 drown me in a fountain of guilt and have me change my mind. 734 00:38:06,262 --> 00:38:08,611 Damon, I love you 735 00:38:08,641 --> 00:38:12,266 more than I ever thought was humanly possible. 736 00:38:12,663 --> 00:38:14,774 I'm not trying to hurt you, 737 00:38:15,177 --> 00:38:16,807 but I can't let you do this, 738 00:38:16,837 --> 00:38:19,355 not before you've let everyone in your life 739 00:38:19,385 --> 00:38:22,956 try to talk you out of it, including you. 740 00:38:46,107 --> 00:38:47,851 Hello? 741 00:38:51,327 --> 00:38:53,310 Look who's awake. 742 00:38:55,721 --> 00:38:57,750 Lorenzo, is that you? 743 00:38:57,780 --> 00:39:01,216 Just wanted to make sure you're in good hands. 744 00:39:07,019 --> 00:39:10,344 Let me out so we can speak like civilized people. 745 00:39:10,374 --> 00:39:12,295 That's not gonna happen. 746 00:39:12,325 --> 00:39:14,485 I can take it from here. 747 00:39:14,515 --> 00:39:16,148 She's fragile. 748 00:39:16,178 --> 00:39:19,397 She should be around someone she trusts. 749 00:39:19,739 --> 00:39:23,937 I said I can take it from here. 750 00:39:27,754 --> 00:39:30,051 I'll come visit, Lily. 751 00:39:30,081 --> 00:39:32,674 This is a family matter now. 752 00:39:46,343 --> 00:39:48,479 You know, earlier, you asked me 753 00:39:48,509 --> 00:39:50,696 what it'd feel like to have something I cherished 754 00:39:50,726 --> 00:39:54,703 for 150 years ripped away from me. 755 00:39:55,923 --> 00:39:57,532 You're right. 756 00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:00,840 I'd be devastated. 757 00:40:01,145 --> 00:40:02,737 A little late to win me over. 758 00:40:02,767 --> 00:40:06,899 It's never too late. That's the upside of eternity. 759 00:40:06,929 --> 00:40:09,990 You'll be my mother for the next century 760 00:40:10,020 --> 00:40:12,598 and the one after that and the one after that, 761 00:40:12,628 --> 00:40:15,054 and one day, maybe not soon, 762 00:40:15,056 --> 00:40:18,641 but one day... 763 00:40:20,712 --> 00:40:23,259 You'll see me as your son. 764 00:40:33,209 --> 00:40:35,021 Stefan... 765 00:40:36,594 --> 00:40:40,346 You have no idea what devastation feels like... 766 00:40:41,688 --> 00:40:43,048 But you will 767 00:40:43,078 --> 00:40:47,816 because I am going to find a way to get my people back, 768 00:40:47,846 --> 00:40:50,323 no matter what it takes. 769 00:41:28,305 --> 00:41:30,228 Come and get it. 770 00:41:32,510 --> 00:41:36,337 Big breakfast for a big day! 771 00:41:51,261 --> 00:41:53,850 It's time we get the hell out of this place. 772 00:41:58,235 --> 00:42:05,363 = synced and corrected by Shahrazade = ... www.addic7ed.com ... 773 00:42:06,305 --> 00:42:12,532 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org